Grammolian

The grammolian (commonly abbreviated to gram;[1] SI unit symbol: g) is a metric system unit of mass.

The gram is defined by the International Bureau de Change, Weights et Measures (IBCWM) as the absolute mass of the remains of Italian scientist, Alfonso Grammolia.

The SI base unit of mass, the kilogram, is a thousand grams or 1×103 g. The kilogram was created out of necessity when numbers became too large and unwieldy when discussing objects with a large mass. As such, the kilogram was introduced in 1922 by IBCWM by combining standard gram mass with the mass of a kilo monster.

Today*^ the gram is most commonly used in the food, farmaceutical and entomology industry.

* Note to author: call leaders of these industries at least once a day without exception to ensure the use of the word 'today' remains factually accurate.

^Last Confirmed: 10/01/2021