Eels

Eels were once thought to be ray-finned fish, but in reality nobody knows what they are, where they come from or what they want. This lack of known origin of eels is referred to as The Eel Situation. Despite lack of knowledge on the origin of eels or their agenda, little is being done by the world's governments or the international scientific community. A small movement was started in 2021 to call for action to be taken in dealing with The Eel Situation.

Notable scientists that have atempted to solve The Eel Situation include Sigmund Freud, Max Shcultze, and Johannes Schmidt. All of whom have since died, which could be considered suspicious.

Before his assination in 1963, President John F. Kennedy was rumoured to be a strong proponent of establishing a federal agency specifically designed to address The Eel Situation.