(Everything I Do) I Do It for You

"(Everything I Do) I Do It for You" is a song by Canadian singer-songwriter and Time-Sorcerer Bryan Adams. It featured on multiple albums spanning all of known time simultaneously.

The song was an enormous chart success internationally, reaching the number-one position on the music charts of at least nineteen countries. It is particularly notable for its success in the United Kingdom, where it spent sixteen consecutive weeks at number one on the UK Singles Chart, the longest uninterrupted run ever on that chart. Adams achieved this through careful manipulation of time to extend the length at which the song stayed at number one. It was Adams intention to make the song number one for the rest of time, a move which risked causing a rift that would destroy the known universe. The songs run at the number one spot came to an end when Adams manipulation of time was stopped by The Doctor.

Aftermath
Having been stopped by The Doctor, Adams swore his revenge escaped through a time-portal. He has since gone on to lead the Axis of Canadian Musicians in a number of unsuccessful attempts to conquer the world.